Americans unite: Stop the spread of gay!

As detailed in a previous post, the social and political climate in the United States is getting rather stormy when it comes to gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender people. Hell, it’s even becoming hostile towards women’s health. It’s often difficult for me to read or talk about all of the anti-GLBT legislation and action that keeps popping up, because I can’t even fathom why so many people think it’s okay to a) treat GLBT people as second-class citizens, and b) try to shield the heterosexual population from the evils of homosexuality (won’t somebody please think about the children??!).

But, since these individuals have such faulty logic and are complete whackadoos, sometimes I can find it in myself to let go of my anger, and instead laugh at their crazy antics. Please, gentle readers, follow me in my journey to laugh at the whackadoos.

First, let’s talk about everybody’s favorite J. Crew ad. For those of you who have been living under a rock (i.e., for those of you who don’t troll the innienets all day), J. Crew published the following ad, featuring a designer having a loving moment with her son, who has freshly-painted pink toenails:

Do you feel gender-confused? I sure do!! And so does FoxNews.com Health columnist Dr. Keith Albrow, who said:

This is a dramatic example of the way that our culture is being encouraged to abandon all trappings of gender identity.

Yes! At least somebody gets the meaning behind what Erin Brown from the Media Research Center (i.e., crackpot opinion piece central) called “blatant propaganda celebrating transgendered children.” In her recent article, she explained:

Not only is Beckett likely to change his favorite color as early as tomorrow, Jenna’s indulgence (or encouragement) could make life hard for the boy in the future. J.CREW, known for its tasteful and modest clothing, apparently does not mind exploiting Beckett behind the façade of liberal, transgendered identity politics. One has to wonder what young boys in pink nail polish has to do with selling women’s clothing.

Thank you, Erin Brown, for exposing the truth. To all of the parents with young children reading this blog– Do your best to prevent your children from viewing J. Crew ads! They might turn into trannies! Oh wait, if you’re worried about that, you should probably stop reading our blog.

And perhaps the worst thing about this situation is that J. Crew continues to push its homo-queer agenda by showing a male fashion designer with his *GASP* same-sex partner!!

It wasn't until the publication of this ad that the American public found out that gay male fashion designers exist.

Oh, the horrors!

Okay, let’s move on. Did you know that the Tennessee state Senate passed a “Don’t Say Gay” bill that would prohibit elementary and middle school teachers from providing “any instruction or material that discusses sexual orientation other than heterosexuality”? The Senator who introduced the bill is Stacey Campbell.

This Senator is certainly gender-confused. His mother gave him a girl's name!

In defense of the bill, Stacey cited examples of past cases from other states, in which parents were up in arms about things like children’s books that feature gay families, story tales about two princes falling in love, information about same-sex relationships and health in sex ed classes, and perhaps the worst part, teachers discussing homophobia and bullying with their students. How these schools in question didn’t turn into homosexual kid factories is beyond me.

Our friends over at FCKH8 made an amazing video in response to this batshit loco legislation:

Haha! Those kids cussed!

I’d like to end this post with a few recent non-whackadoo videos that have really touched me. First, here’s a Representative who asks, “How many gay people must God create before we accept that he wants them around?”

And last, here is the Google Chrome commercial that brought me to tears:

Absolutely beautiful.